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tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:12:16 -0400

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:11:53 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:11:48 -0400

nachosinthetardis: #CAN I JSUT TALK ABOUT THOSE LAST 3 GIFS...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:11:19 -0400

nachosinthetardis:

#CAN I JSUT TALK ABOUT THOSE LAST 3 GIFS #DONNA SAYS “WHY DONT YOU ASK HER YOURSELF?” #AND I BET YOU ANYTHING #HIS HEARTS SKIPPED A BEAT #AND IN THE GAP BETWEEN WHEN SHE SAID THAT #AND HE TURNED AROUND #HE TOLD HIMSELF #NO SHE’S NOT REALLY THERE #SO THAT HE WOULDNT BE DISAPOINTED #AND THEN HE TURNS #AND THERE SHE IS #THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE #AND HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO #OR HOW TO REACT #AND SHE JUST SMILES AT HIM #AND HIS HEARTS SKIP ANOTHER BEAT #BECAUSE HE NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD EVER GET TO SEE HER SMILE AGAIN #I CANT #OMFG FEELS

inside-the-mind-of-a-wallflower: “Put that thing back where it...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:10:45 -0400

inside-the-mind-of-a-wallflower:

“Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me.

So help me, so help me, and cut!”

peterslostgirls: dr3amingofdisn3y: disneytrivia: In...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:10:21 -0400

peterslostgirls:

dr3amingofdisn3y:

disneytrivia:

In Enchanted, the troll that attacks Giselle in the begining wears a loincloth that consists of remnants of the Disney princesses’ dresses; Snow White’s rags, Belle’s village dress, Aurora’s peasant dress, and Cinderella’s maid outfit. Also, his earrings are the shells from Ariel’s bra

OH. MY. GOD.

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS

sillydodobird: laxita2688: sugoi-ass-prince: expelled-from-hea...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:09:19 -0400

sillydodobird:

laxita2688:

sugoi-ass-prince:

expelled-from-heaven:

This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.

hOW DID

WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION

there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!

AIDAN TURNER↳ June 19, 1983

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:09:07 -0400

AIDAN TURNER
↳ June 19, 1983

elementary school: I went to bed at 10

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:08:56 -0400

elementary school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg luckyyyy
college: I went to bed at 10
everyone: is that even possible

prisencolinensinainciusol: wide, square jaw droopy eyes pointed nose flared nostrils light...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:08:50 -0400

prisencolinensinainciusol:

wide, square jaw

droopy eyes

pointed nose

flared nostrils

light eyebrows

always chapped lips

cleft chin

larger upper lip

big teeth

absolutely insane

Expectations:

Reality:

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:08:27 -0400

eirwencorentin: Cas loves Dean- but doesn’t think Dean loves him back —- because Cas thinks he...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:08:19 -0400

eirwencorentin:

Cas loves Dean
- but doesn’t think Dean loves him back
—- because Cas thinks he isn’t worthy to be forgiven or loved

Dean loves Cas
- but thinks Cas doesn’t love him back
—- because Dean thinks he isn’t good enough

siopold: One of the most annoying things about me is that I constantly need to be reassured that...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:07:56 -0400

siopold:

One of the most annoying things about me is that I constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason

relatablefangirl: poking-roger-waters-penis: freddies-beautiful-smile: freddies-beautiful-smile: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:07:46 -0400

relatablefangirl:

poking-roger-waters-penis:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

You guys thought I was kidding…

omG

it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:07:18 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:06:59 -0400

theswaggiestangelinthegarrison: Current mood: the face kirk makes when mccoy stabs him with the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:06:45 -0400

theswaggiestangelinthegarrison:

Current mood: the face kirk makes when mccoy stabs him with the hypos

kisschases: if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:06:34 -0400

kisschases:

if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had

darkdragonn: 1 month of hellatus over 3.5 to go

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:06:28 -0400

darkdragonn:

1 month of hellatus over

3.5 to go

thesituationalstudent: speechlessenglishmajor: calculatedmadnes...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:06:05 -0400

thesituationalstudent:

speechlessenglishmajor:

calculatedmadness:

empresspenguin:

calculatedmadness:

speechlessenglishmajor:

calculatedmadness:

speechlessenglishmajor:

striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

BUT NEITHER DOES HER SISTER WITH THE YELLOW TAIL AND GREEN BRA, JESUS

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT THE LITTLE MERMAID?

I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SEEMED NECESSARY?

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR? I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS GENETICALLY POSSIBLE WITH JUST TWO PARENTS! SOMEONE WITH SCIENCE FIGURE THIS OUT!

ARE THEY ACTUALLY SISTERS? BECAUSE, HAIR COLOR ASIDE THE GENETICS BEHIND DIFFERENT TAIL COLORS (BEING SO DISTINCT) WOULD BE EVEN MORE IMPROBABLE

I MEAN, WE NEVER SEE A MOTHER! THERE COULD BE MULTIPLE WOMEN INVOLVED IN TRITON’S LOVE LIFE!

PERHAPS THEY’RE HALF-SISTERS? OR MAYBE THEY DYED THEIR HAIR? COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT THEY DYED THEIR TAILS AS WELL?

I’M PRETTY SURE ALL OF THOSE HAIR COLORS COULD COME FROM TWO PARENTS. LIKE, IF TRITON HAS BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD ALLELES AND THE MOM HAS BLONDE AND REDHEAD ALLELES THIS IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE. AND IF WE ASSUME THAT TAIL COLOR IS CONTROLLED SEPARATELY FROM HAIR COLOR I FAIL TO SEE AN ISSUE. MERMAIDS COULD HAVE.. THEY COULD EVEN BE CODOMINANT. SO THEY’RE ALL EITHER RED DOMINANT OR BLUE DOMINANT. DIFFERENT COMBINATIONS OF EITHER RED OR BLUE ALLELES COULD ACCOUNT FOR ALL OF THEM. THERE.